Tuesday, October 13, 2015

The Mice That Fell in the Paint

I made a little bit of art on Pixlr and thought up a cute little story for it. I posted it on my DeviantArt. (Yes, I'm getting a little more artsy, even though I'm not really that good at any mediums in particular. The more you practice the better you get, though!)
http://jennifercocoafulk.deviantart.com/art/The-Mice-That-Fell-in-the-Paint-565950785 


Here's a little story for you:

There once was a pair of little mice that lived in a human house and loved to play. Sometimes they got into mischief, sometimes they got into trouble. One night, they got into both. 
Clark, the little boy who lived in the house, loved to paint. One day, he painted all day and got so tired, he went to bed without putting the lids on his paints! 
So, that night, when the two little mice came out to play, they found the paints open! The mice giggled, seeing the opportunity to paint themselves, and hopped in. But they quickly found that the paint was too deep, and they started to drown! 
"Help! Help," cried the mouse in the red paint. 
"Help! Help," squeaked the other in the blue paint. 
Suddenly, amidst their struggles to jump free, they shook the paints so much, they tipped over!
The paint spilled out on the floor, and they plopped safely into the puddles of gooey paint.
"Hooray," shouted the red-painted mouse.
"Yippee," sung the blue-painted mouse.
And together, they hopped giggling back to their safe little hole in the wall, leaving spots of blue and red paint behind.
The End




Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Horse Eating Humerus





I have wanted to get a horse head mask for years. What do I do once I get it? This.

Saturday, August 22, 2015

My Aspergian, ADHD Brother Watching the Absolutely Anything Movie Traile...

My brother has Asperger's Syndrome and ADHD, so I knew taking a vid of his reaction to watching the Absolutely Anything movie trailer for the first time would be a treat. Enjoy! :-D




Monday, July 13, 2015

THERE ARE CATS ON PLUTO!

I repeat: THERE ARE CATS ON PLUTO!
Take a look at this:


(Original image by NASA.) They're on the bottom.
Don't see them? Here, let me outline them for you:



Still don't see them? Here's a closeup:


The one on the left looks like a big Pikachu, the middle one is laughing, and the one on the right has its back to the viewer. They're so cartoonish! XD

Here's a closeup without the outlining:



Now, share the word, because they are adorable! :D :3


I do not own the image - Original taken by NASA - I do not own NASA - Oh my gosh I love NASA - Outlining and cropping of image done through Pixlr - I do not own Pixlr - Stop asking me questions - Lol - Source of original image: https://www.nasa.gov/image-feature/new-horizons-last-portrait-of-pluto-s-puzzling-spots

Update: 07/20/15:
Thanks to the suggestion of @SonyaCraig15 on Twitter, here they are in red!


Closeup in red, with added details I couldn't do without a mouse (No pun intended):



Sunday, June 28, 2015

Ways to Stay Cool

 Besides the obvious of staying hydrated and buying a fan or air conditioner, here's some tips to stay cool during the hot weather (And yes, I'm feeling the heat, too):

1: If you have difficulty keeping your home cool, cover your windows with camping emergency blankets, such as those made by Coleman (I've only tried this brand):

I used to live in an old house, and my bedroom was like a greenhouse in the summer. Then, after having limited success with normal blankets, my aunt had an idea to use emergency blankets, and it worked very well. In fact, sometimes my bedroom was even cold (But that's not a bad thing coming in from the hot outdoors). 
It works like a one-way mirror or shiny sunglasses: You can see out, but light can hardly get in. And it's not blindingly bright on the outside, not like a mirror. It's more like looking at crinkled aluminum foil in the sun. 
I put this in at number one on the list just so people will see it, even if they just glance at it and move onto the next blog. The rest of the things on this list are not in any particular order.

2: If you put a bottle of water, soda, Gatoraid/Poweraid, or anything you like in the freezer for about 30 minutes to an hour, depending on how much liquid is in the bottle, you can make your own slushy drink. When it's partially frozen, give it a hard shake, and the ice will turn to slush in the rest of the liquid. It's perfect if you're on-the-go, too. Just don't forget it in the freezer! (A timer or an alarm clock can help.)

3: Owning a soft fabric ice compress (or more) can help cool you off, but these also help: freezing a damp (Not wet, so wring it out) washcloth; filling a sandwich bag half-way with water (Or thick dish soap, such as Dawn, but I haven't tried that, yet) and double-bagging it so it doesn't leak; (To be continued)

4: If it's bad enough, try sleeping on the floor (Think: Hot air goes up, cold air goes down. If you sleep on the top in a bunker bed or upstairs, you may have trouble falling asleep or sleeping). 

5: Take a cool or cold shower. (When I was five-years-old, we didn't have the money to own a swimming pool, so what my mom did was dress my brother and I up in raincoats and rain boots, and then turn on the cold shower. It was a blast, and we screamed and giggled the whole time. At one point, I remember having an umbrella in there, too.)


...To be continued






Sunday, June 7, 2015

Can Somebody Make These, Please?

A random thought popped up in my head. Although I'd probably not wear them (Or at least a lot), it'd still be a good laugh to see somebody wearing these:


Cow udder earbuds

Now, share the word! Let this be a wacky invention! I don't care about the money earned from it. Donate it to a good cause like to the Nepal earthquake relief or something.
Hey, I know! I can add to it and make this a list of random little invention ideas. That'll be cool.
Okay... let me think. Oh, and if I think up anything that's already been invented, please disregard it or tell me where I can find it and/or what company makes it.
Hmm....

Pringles chip chair (Hard plastic, with Pringles can legs.)

Deodorant stick body pillow (Looks just like a giant stick of deodorant. Of an actual company product or just a big "deodorant" on it. Memory foam, kind of like the talc stick inside real deodorant sticks.)

Jell-O cube gel chair (The kind of gel found in some shoe insoles. Wiggly, but heavy enough to stay in place!)







Thursday, March 12, 2015

Help Make My Dream A Reality!

I don't always post things I don't create, but when I do, it's something I feel important to share.
In this case, there's a petition to redo the movie Eragon, of which I have included the link for you to go to below. Overall, this means better actors, better match to the book's contents, better everything. Hopefully.
This is why I signed it:

While I read the Inheritance Cycle (except for Inheritance), it really helped me through an abusive situation as a kid. When I, years later, saw the movie, it brought me to tears at how poorly done it was. The series that helped me stay sane and have hope in life was torn apart by individuals who were obviously in for the quick money, who hardly at all tried to make it like the book. If they had loved Eragon as a book, they would have saved enough money to have given their biggest and best effort into making children's dreams come alive. Seeing this petition brought me to tears. I don't want to be blown out again, ending up having a smoking, weakly-glowing wick of a heart. I have long hoped and waited in silence for the day that may still come. I am the candle that still burns.




https://www.change.org/p/fox-2000-consider-rebooting-the-eragon-inheritance-cycle-film-franchise?share_id=wLFDXxOYBr&utm_campaign=share_button_action_box&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=share_petition&fb_ref=Default 

Not like this sorry excuse of a book-to-movie:







Please sign it and share with your friends. In case you want to know that it's genuine, just go to author Christopher Paolini's Twitter page, @paolini and you'll see that he's shared it with his fans.


https://twitter.com/paolini 







Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Bacon Maple Bar vs. Bacon Maple Bar

I heard from a family member up in Everett, WA, USA, about a couple of local shops that both sell fresh bacon maple bar doughnuts about seven blocks from each other, so I was curious as to which of them was better. Feeling adventurous and wanting to compare them first-hand and as in-depth as I could, I went to both shops, bought one doughnut each, and then later tried them at home.
Here's what I found:

Pictured: Left, Henry's Donuts. Right, Karl's Bakery & Cafe.
Having a personal love for bacon, I immediately determined that Karl's does not have enough bacon on it, but that it looks bigger and is completely hand-made.
Henry's just looks like a store-bought maple bar that someone just stuck on a bunch of bacon bits with a slight bit of extra icing.
Karl's is also noticeably heavier, as though made with more wholesome ingredients.


You can see how Karl's is slightly taller. Already my stomach was crying out for Karl's, but that my taste buds were aching for all that bacon on Henry's.


Another delicious view of the two competitors.


Cutting the two in halves for tasting purposes, I was surprised by how hard it was to cut Henry's, and by how it caved in and forced me to be careful not to flatten it. It was as though it were made hardly of anything. I imagined chewing it would be rather doughy. The Karl's was super easy to cut, especially since the outside was crispy, it didn't cave in like Play-dough, and since the bread part didn't stick to the knife.


Let the games begin!


*nom nom*


Detailed Results:

Winner on bacon: Surprise! Karl's won!
Reason: Henry's bacon was not only overpoweringly salty, but it also had a strong hint of a chemical flavor, as though it were an artificial bacon flavoring or smoked flavoring. That was awful. I truly did not expect that. I wanted to eat and taste bacon, but instead, I got bacon and fake bacon. Please, give me one or the other, folks. Putting in both good and bad only puts them in a wild boxing ring, not at all complimenting each other. *clash!*
Improvement suggestion for Karl's: Add just a little more salt, and add a lot more bacon, then I'll be dancing.

Winner on icing: Tie. 
Reason: I honestly couldn't tell the difference between the two. The texture and the amount was about the same, and both competitors didn't have as much icing as I expected.
Improvement suggestion for Karl's: When you put on the bacon, I suggest using a stickier icing to sort of glue on the bacon (that, or press the bacon a little harder into the icing), because my first bite involved losing a mouth-watering chunk of bacon [and other little pieces] to the floor... and then my dog ate it. Also, I imagined more of a creamy texture to melt around those meaty chunks, so maybe have the icing be hardened on the outside and creamier on the inside (It would compliment the texture of the breading, which I'm going to get to in just a second). In addition, I kept waiting for more of a maple flavor to compliment the bacon, so I'd say: Either more icing or a tiny bit more maple extract should do the trick.

Winner on breading/dough: Karl's! Yay!
Reason: Not only was it the taste and texture that made the kill, but it was also how it changed during the chewing process. A lot of people don't realize the importance of having a doughnut with an excellent bread part to it (in fact, they couldn't care less about it), but they sure will consider it once they try this one! The taste was like a sweet, home-made bread baked by someone's neighborhood-famous grandma. ...Make that world-famous. The texture was phenomenal. It was crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. But it was not chewy or doughy. I could tell that much thought and effort was made into making the recipe just right. I liked it so much, I turned the doughnut upside-down and took a bite of just the breading. I determined that it was so delicious, I'd be willing to eat it even without icing or anything else on top or filled inside. The fun part was chewing it and not once finding it turning into a chewy, near-tasteless, pasty glop that gets stuck to my gums, teeth, or the roof of my mouth. I appreciated that very much. 

Another thing about the different textures: Biting into the two doughnuts was also interesting, I might add. Similar to the case with cutting it with the knife, the Henry's went almost completely flat when I took each bite. There was hardly anything in there to begin with. It looked deceptively the same as the Karl's on the inside, but the compositions were hardly related enough to be cousins. I don't know what either were made of, but one thing's for sure: Traditional store-bought doughnuts are not real doughnuts. I'm not buying those again, not after what I've learned. I'll still eat them when someone offers one to me or if they're around and I'm "hungry", but I'm not throwing my dollars away to artificially-flavored air.

Needless-to-say final verdict: The Karl's Bakery & Cafe bacon maple bar totally wins this!

Oh, and comparing the prices:
Henry's Donuts bacon maple bar: $1.80
Karl's Bakery & Cafe bacon maple bar: $2.50
Even though Karl's is more, it's better worth buying. It's bigger, better, more filling, healthier (as far as doughnuts go), and... at the time - now, I don't really know if this was just a deal of the day or anything, but... I also got another doughnut (for my sister) for the price of one. So, buy one get one free? Not bad, Karl's! Not related to the bacon maple bar, I have to note that Karl's has a wider selection of bakery items, and they're a lot fancier, too. It was my first time in there, and now will definitely not be my last.

Thanks for reading!


http://www.karls-bakery.com/
http://www.yelp.com/biz/henrys-donuts-everett 

P.S. I haven't tried anything else at either of the two places, so I'm not saying Henry's Donuts itself is bad, only their bacon maple bar. But, each to their own tastes. I have yet to compare many other things over time. Explore your own taste buds!


Thursday, January 8, 2015

What Hitler and Kids These Days Have in Common

I posted this on Facebook (privacy limited to Friends only), but it's something that the public, especially school-hating kids, should know:

4 MINDBLOWN weird facts about Hitler - (*Tip: Skip to the bottom if you don't want to read a lot)

1 - As an adolescent, Hitler hated school. He later would praise only one of his teachers, his history teacher Dr. Potsch, for introducing him to narratives and tales of heroism from the German past and stirring in him a strongly emotional German nationalist, anti-Hapsburg feeling.
2 - Historians have noted that Hitler’s private physician gave into Hitler’s every demand, which led to Hitler being addicted to pills. For example, Dr. Morell supplied him with the stimulant Pervitin, which is an ingredient in the drug crystal meth. Hitler also supplied his soldiers on the front with the drug. Incidentally, today Pervitin is also called “Hitler speed".
3 - Hitler’s personal dentist Johannes Blaschke (1881-1959) reported that Hitler had terribly bad breath, abscesses, and gum disease. Hitler dreaded going to the dentist to the point of it being a phobia.
4 - Historians report that in 1944, Hitler’s private physician, Theodor Morell, began giving Hitler injections of testosterone, especially when Eva Braun was around. They also believe that before meeting Braun, Hitler sometimes had Morell inject an extract derived from the seminal vesicles and prostate glands of young bulls into his bloodstream.

*Verdict:
Hitler was a school-hating meth-addict with poor oral health, who needed medical assistance in order to feel like a man around his wife enough to be turned on. 

Message to kids: Stay away from drugs, brush and floss daily, learn to love school, and be happy with whatever level of masculinity or femininity you have, because there's no such thing as "not manly enough" or "not womanly enough". You are perfect, and that's something Hitler never learned: "I like you, just the way you are." - Mister Rogers