Thursday, January 8, 2015

What Hitler and Kids These Days Have in Common

I posted this on Facebook (privacy limited to Friends only), but it's something that the public, especially school-hating kids, should know:

4 MINDBLOWN weird facts about Hitler - (*Tip: Skip to the bottom if you don't want to read a lot)

1 - As an adolescent, Hitler hated school. He later would praise only one of his teachers, his history teacher Dr. Potsch, for introducing him to narratives and tales of heroism from the German past and stirring in him a strongly emotional German nationalist, anti-Hapsburg feeling.
2 - Historians have noted that Hitler’s private physician gave into Hitler’s every demand, which led to Hitler being addicted to pills. For example, Dr. Morell supplied him with the stimulant Pervitin, which is an ingredient in the drug crystal meth. Hitler also supplied his soldiers on the front with the drug. Incidentally, today Pervitin is also called “Hitler speed".
3 - Hitler’s personal dentist Johannes Blaschke (1881-1959) reported that Hitler had terribly bad breath, abscesses, and gum disease. Hitler dreaded going to the dentist to the point of it being a phobia.
4 - Historians report that in 1944, Hitler’s private physician, Theodor Morell, began giving Hitler injections of testosterone, especially when Eva Braun was around. They also believe that before meeting Braun, Hitler sometimes had Morell inject an extract derived from the seminal vesicles and prostate glands of young bulls into his bloodstream.

*Verdict:
Hitler was a school-hating meth-addict with poor oral health, who needed medical assistance in order to feel like a man around his wife enough to be turned on. 

Message to kids: Stay away from drugs, brush and floss daily, learn to love school, and be happy with whatever level of masculinity or femininity you have, because there's no such thing as "not manly enough" or "not womanly enough". You are perfect, and that's something Hitler never learned: "I like you, just the way you are." - Mister Rogers

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